- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

1+1 =? Too

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

fart+fart=poop

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

PUDDING

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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