Your mom.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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