- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

.....Carrot Top....

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

since when?

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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