a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Black People.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Black History Month

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

We didnt star the fire ...........

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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