Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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minecraft

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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The game!

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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