- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

what do you watch ? a tv

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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