THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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