- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Reed is poopin

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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