- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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