A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

whats your name? bumder:)

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Women Driving.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Joay impistato is a fig

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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