So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Take my wife- to the store.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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