Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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asian, do math

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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