Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

.....Carrot Top....

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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