- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

motley crew

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

mark is mark

I'm gay. No homo.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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