What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

bum sex lol

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

What is 8 times 4? 32

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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