roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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69

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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