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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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gay marriage.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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