Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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