What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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