- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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