- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

want a balloon? yeah

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

why did Max cry??? chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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