Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Woman's Rights

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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How are you? Yes

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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If you are my friend like it!

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Anti Joke

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