- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

joe diragi makes paul look straight

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

An asian without a future.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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