- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Jews

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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