What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Not Steve Jobs

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Cold camel scrotum.

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A women president

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Anti Joke

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