why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Ouch.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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