After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Girls

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Spread the net.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Joe Biden

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Please spell dyslexia.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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