- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Worst joke ever

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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