- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

poop is very very yummy.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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