- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

motley crew

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

a ginger has a soul

what did one tree say to the other? move over

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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