Jacob Edwards has friends.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

FAP

What's up? A direction...

bum sex lol

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Please spell dyslexia.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Joay impistato is a fig

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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