Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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