- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

I've got a dig bick

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

hi to the world fromthe world

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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