Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Anti Joke

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