- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

An Asian walks out of the library.

So a seal walks into a club..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Twenty-Four

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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