A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

A black man in a country bar.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

womens rights

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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