Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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ginger

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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NASCAR

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1 Jew XD

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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