Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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NASCAR

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