Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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