So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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