- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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