What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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The WNBA

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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