Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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raping black women

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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