Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Male penises.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Women's rights

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

women outside of the kitchen

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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