What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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DOWN

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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