Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Women's rights

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

This is a joke

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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