Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Iggy Azalea

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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