- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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a ginger has a soul

what did one tree say to the other? move over

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

knock knock come in

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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