How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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hipsters

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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