Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Women Driving.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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