- Anti Joke

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Please spell dyslexia.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.