Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Hello Braydon

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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