Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Womens rights

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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