What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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This is a joke

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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