- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is White over Black? Society.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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