- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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