- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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