Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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