Joay impistato is a fig

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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I never asked for this.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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