- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Not Steve Jobs

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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