- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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