- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How old are you? 20

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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