Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Blind people can't read this.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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obama

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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