What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

i cant think of one.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

womens rights

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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