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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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