Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Women's sports

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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