Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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