Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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