Twenty-Four

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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