What do you call a tall Asian Tall

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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