What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Blind people can't read this.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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