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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Win and Beau have no friends

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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