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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

A man made a sandwich.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

fruit salad?

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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