- Anti Joke

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

A walrus walks into a bar

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Womens' Rights

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal