What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Michael Brown

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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