- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Wade

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

a man walks into a prostitute.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

If life throws you melons... ouch

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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