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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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