- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

I've got a dig bick

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

What's the deal with airline food?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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