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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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women's rights.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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