Please Rape William Wright

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Womens rights.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Anti Joke

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