Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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