Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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