- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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