- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

Woman rights.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Pinus Testicles

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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