Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Womens rights

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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knock, knock come in

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Anti Joke

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