- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Your Mom.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Wombat monkey juice.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

justin bieber

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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