Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Womens rights

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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