How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Well educated black man.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Tim and Eric

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Ju... Just why?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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