What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

Jersey Shore

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

my friend is gay hes gay

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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