- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Hi? No!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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