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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Tim and Eric

Ju... Just why?

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

I'm taken

yo mama is fat shes fat

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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