- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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