roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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