- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Romans rights.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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