Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Your all fags

pineapples

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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