Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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