Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Women's sports.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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