What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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