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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock. come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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The BCS

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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