- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Black people

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

knock knock ... no one was in

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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