- Anti Joke

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Womens' Rights

What is Worse than the holocaust?

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda pop" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Potassium? K.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.