- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

knock knock ... no one was in

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Black people

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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