- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Badgers are cool

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

I need a good anti joke....

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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