- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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